Gay butt stuff

That’s ok.

Sex should be fun and pleasurable for everyone involved. If you’d like, you can then progress from fingers to toys. These are sets of toys that get gradually bigger.

To learn more about anal toys, check out our guide.

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Lube

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Lube is an essential part of anal play.

It just means you went too quickly and need more lube and/or foreplay. Communicate with your partner and let them know how it feels. If you start slowly, breathe and focus on relaxing your muscles down there, it should gradually feel better.

In general, bottoming can be a confusing sensation for your body. What part of preparing Malaysian food involves putting the pestle anywhere near the bum?

From his days as The Gay Pimp to making us scream “HEY QUEEN!” and hosting the cult-favorite Gayest of All Time (now on Patreon), Jonny has been the patron saint of poppers, punchlines, and perfectly-timed pelvic thrusts. These magnetic beads are sold as toys called Buckyballs, and the boys who’ve stuffed them into their penises admitted doing it out of ‘curiosity’.

At least in China, doctors encounter two or three similar cases per year with boys usually aged between 10 and 15; the inserted items include electric wires, needles, ball bearings, and more.

Enter, Freddie! The eel had bitten through his rectum and colon, requiring emergency surgery to remove the animal. This is because these muscles are used to relaxing to let things out (so you've got to trick them).

Here are some cases:

Nylon string: In February 2022, a man in Indonesia managed to stuff 1.8m of a nylon string into his urethra for sexual gratification while watching a pornographic video. But you can also use lube applicators to put lube inside you and save time later. Even more bizarre is that the surgeons also extracted a whole lime through his anus!

Live rat: The patient that truly takes the cake was one who actually decided to stuff a live rat in his anus.

Want to learn more? Ew.

Research has shown that while some men who wind up with objects in their rectums are trying to hurt themselves, the majority of men who practice self-insertion generally do so out of sexual curiosity. At 37, he’s also older than most guys who stuff things into their urethras.

Acupuncture Needle: A 13-year old boy in China actually shoved a 10cm-long acupuncture needle (belonging to his grandmother) into his urethra in an apparent bid to ‘stay awake’.

BUTT FIRST — everyone, put your junk in the trunk because this week’s guest is queer royalty. The elements you choose will come down to your diet, anatomy and personal preference.

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Shower

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At minimum, go to the bathroom and get everything “out”.

Use plenty of lube and tops, if you’re reading – trim your fingernails.

Positions

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Some positions can be easier if it’s your first time bottoming or you find it uncomfortable.